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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Yanik Gleyzer''' is Israelian national writer, poet, programmer, linguist, philosopher <br />
and the software developer <br />
<ref name="forge"><br />
http://clonyara.users.sourceforge.net/<br />
Yanik Gleyzer. Developer Web Hosting - Open Source Software.<br />
</ref><br />
of 20–21 centuries.<br />
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Gleser writes in English, Russian, Hebrew, [[C++|C]], [[html]] and many other languages.<br />
The official cite by Gleyzer is at http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~ygleyzer<br />
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Some of works by Gleyzer are mentioned below.<br />
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==Dictionary==<br />
<br />
Gleser has created the original English–Russian dictionary<br />
<ref name="dict"><br />
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~ygleyzer/files/misc/texts/Dictionary.html<br />
English–Russian dictionary by Gleser.<br />
</ref>, that allows to translate the whole sentence rather than a separate words. Below are few examples of his dictionary:<br />
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Bad influence - Плохая простуда.<br />
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Bye bye baby,baby good bye, bаbу gооd bуе - Купи купи ребёнка, ребёнок - хорошая покупка.<br />
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Can you hear me - Ты можешь меня здесь.<br />
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Dressed state – Страна или штат, в которых обязательное ношение одежды предписывается законом.<br />
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Finnish people - Конченные люди.<br />
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Good products - Бог на стороне уток.<br />
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How do you do you? – Как вы себя удовлетворяете?<br />
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I have been there - У меня там фасоль.<br />
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I fell in love - Я свалился в любовь.<br />
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I love you baby - Я люблю вас, бабы!<br />
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Im' going to make you mine - Я иду копать тебе шахту.<br />
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I'm just asking - Я всего лишь король жоп.<br />
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I will never give up - Меня никогда не тошнит.<br />
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Let's have a party - Давайте организуем партию.<br />
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Manicure - Деньги лечат.<br />
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Naked conductor runs along the wagon. – Голый кондуктор бежит по вагону.<br />
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No sheet at the Bed! – В постели срать запрещается.<br />
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Oh dear - Ах олень.<br />
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Phone seller - Позвони продавцу.<br />
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Press space bar to continue - Космический бар прессы продолжает.<br />
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To be or not to be? - Пчела или не пчела?<br />
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Undressed custom model - Голая таможенная модель.<br />
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We are the champions - Мы шампиньоны.<br />
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==Gastronomy==<br />
Gleyzser also make research in the algorithmic gastronomy<br />
<ref name="brownie.c"><br />
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~ygleyzer/files/misc/texts/brownie.c<br />
</ref>. Below is the example of the algorithm for making the brownie. The code is slightly adapted to fit the [[TORI]] format; the included files are supposed to be already placed in the working directory:<br />
<br />
#include "4_squares_baking_chocolate"<br />
#include "1_cup_butter"<br />
#include "2_cups_sugar"<br />
#include "4_eggs"<br />
#include "2_cups_flour"<br />
#include "2_tbs_vanilla"<br />
// #include "1_third_cup_marijuana" /*comment out if won't compile on your system*/<br />
#include "1_cup_nuts" /*comment out if won't compile*/<br />
#include "stir.cin"<br />
#include "bake.cin"<br />
#include "add.cin"<br />
#include "cool.cin"<br />
#include "texture.cin"<br />
#include "stir.cin"<br />
#include "pot.cin"<br />
#include "vanilla.cin"<br />
void main(void);<br />
{ int timer;<br />
heat(oven, 350);<br />
add(butter, chocolate);<br />
while(texture!="smooth") { stir(mixture); }<br />
add(sugar);<br />
add(eggs);<br />
add(vanilla);<br />
add(flour, pot);<br />
//add(marihuana);<br />
add(nuts)<br />
for(timer=0; timer<35; timer++) { bake("mixture"); }<br />
cool("hour");<br />
}<br />
/*The high takes about an hour to come on, but lasts for 12 hrs. (4 brownies)<br />
Make sure they cool (don't burn your mouth!) and share with friends! */<br />
/* End of brownie.c */ <br />
<br />
==Cosmology==<br />
The philosophic concept of Gleyzer on the cosmology is formulated in 20 thesis known as <br />
[[BERESHEET]] <br />
<ref name="bereshet"><br />
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~ygleyzer/files/misc/texts/BeReshet.html<br />
Bereshet.<br />
</ref>:<br />
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1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those<br />
he created the Word.<br />
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2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed.<br />
And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.<br />
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3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said -<br />
Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks<br />
and hard disks and compact disks.<br />
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4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to<br />
put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created<br />
computers and called them hardware.<br />
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5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and<br />
big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the<br />
Memory.<br />
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6. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will<br />
make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.<br />
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7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God<br />
showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the<br />
volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.<br />
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8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He<br />
took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that<br />
would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love<br />
the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.<br />
<br />
9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and<br />
it was Good.<br />
<br />
10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill<br />
said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs ?<br />
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11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program<br />
and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.<br />
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12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you<br />
did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to<br />
God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of<br />
your mouse.<br />
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13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and<br />
easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since<br />
Windows could replace it.<br />
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14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the<br />
Programmer that it was good.<br />
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15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers.<br />
And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer<br />
answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in<br />
the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run<br />
Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to !<br />
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16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated<br />
by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you.<br />
And you will always sell Windows.<br />
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17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows<br />
will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have<br />
to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers<br />
help.<br />
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18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User<br />
you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you<br />
will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.<br />
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19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and<br />
secured it with a password.<br />
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20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT.<br />
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==C programming==<br />
The most impressive is the contribution of Gleyzer in the development of the C programming.<br />
The importance of [[C++|C]] is justified in his famous song "Write in C"<br />
<ref name="c"><br />
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~ygleyzer/files/misc/texts/Beatles%20Computer%20Songs.html<br />
Beatles Song Lyrics<br />
</ref>. The summary of that article can be formulated as follows:<br />
<br />
When I find my code in tons of trouble,<br />
Friends and colleagues come to me,<br />
Speaking words of wisdom:<br />
"Write in C."<br />
<br />
As the deadline fast approaches,<br />
And bugs are all that I can see,<br />
Somewhere, someone whispers:<br />
"Write in C."<br />
<br />
Write in C, Write in C,<br />
Write in C, oh, Write in C.<br />
LOGO's dead and buried,<br />
Write in C.<br />
<br />
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,<br />
For science it worked flawlessly.<br />
Try using it for graphics!<br />
Write in C.<br />
<br />
If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,<br />
Debugging some assembly,<br />
Soon you will be glad to<br />
Write in C.<br />
<br />
Write in C, Write in C,<br />
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.<br />
BASIC's not the answer.<br />
Write in C.<br />
<br />
Write in C, Write in C<br />
Write in C, oh, Write in C.<br />
Pascal won't quite cut it.<br />
Write in C.<br />
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==Slang==<br />
Significant contribution Gleyzer made in the development of the [[Russian slang]]<br />
<ref name="poems"><br />
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~ygleyzer/files/misc/texts/Poems.html <br />
</ref>. The poetry is used to fix the correct pronunciation.<br />
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==Copyright status==<br />
The copyright on the texts sited belongs to Yanik Gleyzer. <br />
At the copying, attribute the original site <br />
<ref name="yanik"><br />
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~ygleyzer<br />
Yanik GleyZer <br />
</ref>.<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
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[[Category:Articles in English]]<br />
[[Category:Scientists]]<br />
[[Category:Humor]]<br />
[[Category:Poetry]]<br />
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