Both, the restricted version of the Gella Interview with the Clever Times and the original movie of the interview from the Galia National Library leaked from the servers to someones blogs, sites. Through several reposts at various networks, the movies reached the server of mister Huge Kerner, top editor of the «Paygirl» magazine.
However, mister Huge did not believe the statements by the Clever Times, nor even in records at any Tartarian library. Usually, those, who distribute not so reliable information believe that all other do just the same. Mister Huge Kerner was not an exception.
On the other hand, the scandal around the Clever Times and Gella Ivanov at Tartaria pulled some part of the attention of watchers from the Paygirl to the Clever Times. This meant a decrease in profits. In order to handle the case, Mister Huge Kerner invited the editorial staff for the emergency working meeting.
Mr. Huge Kerner, Mr. John Quin, Mr. Ivan Steik and Mrs. Lolita de Ugla had to decide, what to do with the Clever Times, with Gella Ivanov and, in general, with Tartaria.
The suggestion to publish the letter by Agent Smit and Li Sitsin was considered and rejected. The good relations with the USA administration are important and there was no reason to break them because of one underage Tartarian girl.
In the discussion, Gella has been qualified as "chica caliente" and "Iron girl".
Huge Kerner: We should forge the iron while it's hot!
Lolita de Ugla: Not so easy, mister Huge. We cannot take side of Tartaria, nor we should support the Clever Times.
Huge Kerner: In any scandal, we must take a neutral stance and reap the benefits. For example, by publishing our version. Tartaria itself is one big scandal, so we can run the video clip about Tartaria completely unedited, as is; it will be BOOM!
John Quin: Do you mean some movie from the Tartarian Library or a new, original movie?
Lolita de Ugla: Original Tartarian movie cannot be broadcasted. Propaganda of pedophilia, incest, etcetera. The U.S. Code § 2251 is not that we are looking for. Any Tartarian movie related to the case brings us to this.
Huge Kerner: Let it be new, original. Let Ivan Steik go to Tartaria and make a discrete, save reportage with that girl.
Ivan Steik: Mission impossible. You cannot make even a 10 minute clip about Tartaria without to touch some taboo.
John Quin: We may choose the discrete, safe topics, avoiding sharp questions.
Ivan Steik: Sorry, you cannot aloud dangerous topics preparing a documental about Tartaria. For the sake of our company, I suggest that we do not touch this topic.
Huge Kerner: We may try. If you cannot do it, let us sent John Quin. Let him fly to Tartaria and make interview with Gella Ivanov. Sure, we can do it better than the Clever Times did.
Ivan Steik: This girl will fool us. Better not get involved.
Huge Kerner: Why should we afraid of a 10 year old child, who is not professional? She is just undergrad student. We are professionals. What are you talking about?
Ivan Steik: Good question, boss! Let me explain. My father was a professional mixed martial artist. My grandfather was too. My grandfather always told my father, «Never fight amateurs». But he never explained why. He thought it was obvious. My father followed this rule. Then my grandfather died, and my father forgot his advice. And he got into a fight with a complete unknown amateur. My father lost the fight, was seriously injured, and became disabled.. Since that I left the sport and I work with you. From my family experience, I say: we shouldn't try to take advantage of this girl. She may happen to be stronger.
Huge Kerner: Sir John! What is your opinion?
John Quin: We may try.
Mr.Steik: I bet John can't do it either. I'll bet you 1000 bucks.
Lolita de Ugla: What will be a criterion?
Ivan Steik: If John Quin goes to Tartaria and brings from there a documental video about Gella Ivanov longer than 10 minutes, and Boss dare to broadcast it "as is" within a week, I pay 1000 bucks each. 1000 bucks to Huge Kerner and 1000 bucks to John Quin. if not, let John Quin pays me 1000 bucks and let Huge Kerner also pays me 1000 bucks. How do you like such a bet?
Huge Kerner: John, what can you say about such a bet? Can you go to Tartaria with such a deal? Can we make such a movie and release it "as is"?
John Quin: I accept the bet.
Huge Kerner: I also accept. Lolita, let you be the referee.
Lolita de Ugla: Well.. I repeat the conditions.
If John Quin brings from Tartaria original documental about Gella Ivanov longer than 10 minutes and within 7 days beginning from now Huge Kerner dares to broadcast it "as is",
then Ivan Steik pays 1000 USA dollars to John Quin and 1000 USA dollars to Huge Kerner.
If within 7 days beginning from now the original movie mentioned is not broadcasted,
then Huge Kerner must pay Ivan Steak 1000 dollars, and John Quin also must pay Ivan Steak 1000 dollars.
Do you agree?
Huge Kerner: Accept.
John Quin: Accept.
Ivan Steik: Accept.
Huge Kerner: Sir Ivan! I appreciate you efforts working in the favor of the Paygirl, but you just lost two thousand bucks.
Ivan Steik: Not yet. First, show the broadcast mentioned.
Huge Kerner: Sir John! Can you depart tomorrow?
John Quin: Yes, boss.
Lolita de Ugla: Do you want me as the camera girl?
Ivan Steik: But you are the judge in our bet!
John Quin: Do not worry, I can film all I need by myself.
Lolita de Ugla: Hense, I'll please the winner after a week. Or the winners. Dependently on the result of the John's trip.
Huge Kerner: John, think about the ticket and make the appointment with this Gella; take into account time zones. The sooner, the better.
Gella got the call:
- Miss Gella Ivanov Tika?
- I am.
- I am John Quin from Chicago. I am reporter at the Paygirl magazine..
- Hello, misted John.
- Hello, miss Gella. We would like to make an interview with you.
- Perhaps, you are not well informed. My opinion is not suitable for publication at the USA.
- Miss Gella, this is our problem.. We know your rates.
- Oops..
- I mean, the Clever Times had paid 200 funs per 60 minutes..
- Why do not you load my interview with the Clever Times from the site of the Galia National Library?
- Because our questions are not the same as those by the Clever Times.
- Anyway, I do not think, this is good idea. I afraid, you cannot publish my replies without aberrations.
- Miss Gella, you have no need to mix us with the Clever Times. We are respected magazine, with long history.. Well, it has no need to be interview. I just make video about you. We may mention the Clever Times there, if you want..
- Hmm..
- And I promise, that we publish your interview without distortion.
- Wouldn't be better, if I write the article for your magazine by myself?..
- Together we can to it better.. May I visit you tomorrow at 18pm?.. I mean your local time. I'll bring 200 Tartarian funs.
- You copy the style of the Clever Times? Wait, let me guess.. and day after tomorrow you fly back.. Is it so? You expect to get view on Tartaria in one day.. Do I guess correctly?
- Well, yes..
- You cannot make image of Tartaria in one day.
- But You'll have opportunity to correct the mistakes in the publication by the Clever Times.
- Well, let it be so. See you tomorrow at 18:00 local time at my place.
- Thank you miss Gella.
- See you mister John.
- Miss Gella, I am so glad to see you..
- Hello mister John.
Gella undressed John Quin and pushed him to the kitchen. Actually, there was no separation to kitchen, sleeping room and the toilet.
- Mister John.. Here is my papa, Matvei. Mama is yet to come. Here is toilet. Do you want to take a shower?..
John Quin got confused with such a familiarity. He tried to give Gella 200 fans, but Gella took only half of it:
- John, I doubt if the movie we are doing can be published in the USA.. If success, you may transfer me another part. If failure, we share the damage.. You have no need to make me an idiot, performing the interview.. Better, I tell you by myself about Tartaria. Do you want some tea?
Tika appeared, undressed, took shower and joined John, Matvei and Gella at the table.
John Quin knew something about Tartaria, and tried not to ask stupid questions. Gella, contrary, asked him about the USA and, especially, about the Paygirl: Who are sponsors of Paygirl? How many people over the world subscribe the Paygirl? How many of them live in style, promoted by the Paygirl?
The questions by Gella happened to be difficult. John was sweating. He told, that it is too warm at the Ivanov's home, and invited Gella to a restaurant. John hoped, the formal atmosphere at the restaurant will better fit the needs of his reportage. Again, Gella suggested that John takes the shower. Johm did not want to smell at the restaurant, and accepted the offer about the shower.
Gella knew, how shy are all the Americans, so she did not suggest her help washing him. But, while John was washing himself, Gella took out all staff from his packets, put it to the basket, and dropped his costume to the washing machine. When John realized this, Tika offered him the beautiful soft robe.
John Quin: But I cannot go to a restaurant in a bathrobe..
Gella: Sure you can. We have no dresscode.. Do you want to go to some specific place?
John Quin: I have no idea, any should be good.
Gella: I suggest "The Tartarian". It is near, and it has a lot of Tartarian exotics.
The robe had pockets. John put there his wallet and notebook. Gella promised that they would pick up John's suit after the restaurant.
In such a way, Gella drawn John Quin to «The Tartarian» restaurant, and Tika begun to show Matvei, how much does she loves him. Dear reader, please suspend for a while your wild phantasies. Tika had no need to hurry up; first, Tika used to cook the delicious dinner for Matvei.
The clip at Ivanov's was not suitable for the publication at the USA. Often, Matvei and Tika happened in the frame, and that they were doing with the cild looked inappropriate for the publication in the USA. However, the formal atmosphere of the Restaurant could be better for the documental, that John Quin was recording. John Quin felt light discomfort about the bathrobe, but it was not supposed to affect his job: he was filming Gella, not himself. Gella tried to look formal and polite.
The restaurant turned out to be just a few minutes to drive: in Tartaria, there are no such things as "speed limit" or "traffic jam". This detail could be a good short introduction to his documentary. From the parking lot, Gella and John entered directly to the main dining room; no corridor, no "reception desk".
The waiter shown Gella and John their table. The menu contained many dishes, that John could not identify. Gella ordered Orange juice and Tartar.
- What is this? - asked John, sowing with his nail to dishes marked as "Ebun S" and "Ebun L".
- This is very special, - Gella answered, - but you may try.
- For you too?
- Yes, why not..
John ordered champain, vodka, Tartar, Ebun S and Ebun L, assuming, that letter "S" means "Small" (for a child), and letter L means "Large" (for adult). Gella laughed merrily; then said:
- Do not worry, John! If you dislike it, I take both, my portion and your one.
John sensed a catch and began to sweat again.
Gella suggested, that John takes-off the bathrobe. John felt himself a but shy, but undid the velcro on the bathrobe and opened it a bit.
Vodka, Champain, juice and two plates of tartar were delivered by tho men. They were wearing only bipers and light aprons.
Gella jumped up from her chair. One of the men took out his apron, hanged it on the chair of Gella, and sat down. John mentioned, that the dicks of both men are erected. Gella slowly, carefully sat on the man's lap and moaned:
- Good!
The other man approached John and looked at him questioningly. John felt uncomfortable.
- Oh, do not worry, - Gella said, - this is also for me!
She beckoned the man, that stayed above John, with her hand. The hitch was instantly resolved: the man made few steps around the table to Gella, and she took his cock in her mouth.
John grabbed the first thing that came to hand. It was a glass of vodka.
Gella took a glass of juice and clinked glasses with John. She released her mouth for a second and said:
- For your health!
Gella could not drink, but John drank his vodka and put his glass on the table.
Immediately, the waiter showed up with a decanter, from which he filled John's glass with vodka and put the decanter on the table.
Gella repeated:
- Oh, good!
A spasm shook the man standing by Gella, but she kept him carefully, no one drop felt out. An fin, Gella freed one of her partners and ordered:
- Please, more juice and one embrion!
The "Ebun S" partners took his apron and done to implement Gella's order. Gella continued sitting on the laps (and not only laps) of her "Ebun L". He moved her rhythmically.
- Now you can guess the meaning of letter S. - Gella said, - It means short time. And L means long time.
Gella drank some juice, and eaten her tartar. John also tried to eat the milled row meat with onions, salt, and vinegar. He tried to recover after vodka with champain. Gella also drank a symbolic amount of champain. Then, Gella finished her tartar and drunk the rest of juice.
- How you like the tartar? - Gella asked John.
- Somewhat unusual, - John said, - But I cannot finish it.
- Give it to me, - Gella said. She took the John's plate and ate the rest of the tartar.
The waiter brought "One embrion". It happened to be piece of meet, shaped as a human embrio.
- It look similar to a fried human embrio, - John said.
- Actually it is, - Gella replied. - This is tasty. Do you want to try a piece?
John politely declined. He felt sick and was afraid of vomiting.
In silence, Gella eaten the embrion and drank her juice.
With the last bit of strength, John asked:
- Gella, do you want to order anything else?
- I am fine, - Gella moan - Very fine!..
Gella performed some kind of the "belly dance", causing similar reaction of her last partner. He said «Thank you, Madame» and left.
- Gella, I have an unpolite question.. - John begun.
- Go ahead, John pro.
- Do you think you can get pregnant in such a way?
- Not yet. Doctor estimates, I have a year more to practice; then I'll search for an appropriate man to make me a baby.. Perhaps, my papa..
One waiter approached Gella and John:
- Anything else?
- I am filled, - Gella said. - How about you?
- Bill, please, - John said.
The waiter left.
- I take shower, - Gella said, - please wait for me few minutes.
While Gella was absent, John found in the pocket of the bathrobe his wallet and paid the bill. Gella returned and said:
- Thank you, John, for the perfect dinner!
John felt dizziness and could not get up.
Gella found the appropriate melody at her biper and switched it to the maximum volume.
Then Gella comforted John's head and sang, following the melody of her biper:
Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you, oh.
Don't you know
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
And we want you to sleep well tonight.
Let the world turn without you tonight.
If we try, we'll get by, so forget all about us tonight ..
Finishing the song, Gella gave to John the deep and sensitive kiss. With the song and the performance, Gella drew thunderous applause from the other patrons. Before Gella's song, they hadn't paid any attention to John, Gella, or what the restaurant staff did to Gella. The kiss and the loud applause woke John up. John felt better. With Gella's support, he was able to walk to the restroom and then to the car.
- Gella, it is a little bit cold here, - John said in the car.
- I know a place to warm you up, - Gella said, playing with her biper.
- Gulchatai, - she said to the biper, - do not you sleep yet?.. Do you want to have a journalist of the Paygirl?.. So, we go to you!
- John, do you know, what is Tartarian "Tusovka"?..
- No.
- Now you'll know!
Gulchatai happened to be a yellow asian girl, a little bit bigger, than Gella. She helped Gella to move John from car to Gulchatai's home..
The continuation John remembered very vaguely. Two mothers of Gulchatai, then Gella, then Gulchatai, and, finally, very little baby girl, who held his device with two hands, because she could not do it with one hand, her hands were too small for that. She said "Love" and began kissing him on the tip, her mouth was small too.. Reaching the result, the baby smiled, cried out joyfully: "Mama! Mama! Wo!", and smear his jizz on her face, breath, belly and below..
Next time, John woke up in his hotel. Gella and Agent Smit washed him under the shower, dressed him in his costume, collected his staff to his bag, and brought him first to the reception and then to the car.
In the car, John finally sobered up:
- Where are we heading to?
- Kristovina airport, - Gella answered. - Here is your bag. Here is your wallet. Here are your documents. Here is your notebook. Here is your camera. It is still recording.. Here is your ticket. Do not worry, we are in time..
- Thank you, miss Gella, for hospitality.. Thank you, mister..
- Agent Smit, - Agent Smit helped.
- Thank you, Agent Smith, for the help.. What had happened to me?
- We were at restaurant. - Gella replied. - You drank Vodka and the Tartarian Champain. It is little bit hormonal. Then we gone to Gulchati Petrov. You had had both her mothers, Dasha and Nastia at once. Then you had me. Then you had Gulchatai. Then you had Shalava, Guilchatai's daughter. She is two year old, but she already walks and talks and does other things you saw.. Perhaps, better is to say that Shalava had you. Then you lost consciousness.. Here is bottle with the special medicine. It is called «Rassol». Drink it now.. Gulchatai and I loaded you to my car, and I brought you to my home. I took your suit and we went to your hotel. You are too heavy for me, so I asked Agent Smit to help. Agent and I presented you to the reception, then the manager allowed us to collect your things. Then we put you back in the car. Now we are heading the Kristovina International Airport.. We shall load you to your airplane. Agent Smit is our minister of Police. So, I hope Agent will convince the airline to board you like this. And to keep your medicine with you. Try to drink the Rassol as much as you can, and try to pee so often as you can. Do not drink alcohol in the airplane, drink the Rassol. Then, upon arrival to the USA, you'll feel much better.. Agent, did I forgot anything?
- Gella, you did perfect, - Agent replied. - Don't worry, Mister John. In Tartaria, getting drunk to the point of unconsciousness is not a crime. You are good visiter; you haven't broken a single Tartarian law. Now my duty is to help you return home.
They passed under an archway with the sign «WELCOME TO KRISTOVINA». John looked at it and hiccupped.
- I want to pee - John said.
- Oh, that is very good! - Gella said and stoped at the shoulder of the road.
Agent and Gella carefully took John out from the car. While Agent kept John, Gella unzipped his pants.
- I forgot how to do it - John said.
- Do not worry, John pro. - Gella said. - Take your time. Puss, puss, puss..
En fin, John succeeded.
- Good, Good! - Gella said, - Bravo! You are good man!..
Gella and Agent loaded John back into the car. John drank some more Rassol. After few minutes, John already could hold his head up straight.
- And one more question, - John Quin said. - That embryo... in the restaurant... Was it killed to prepare thе dish?
- Of course not! - Gella laughed. - Many embryos have been lost. You know, the terrible traces of Bigpuf are still visible. Some embryos are fresh, but we cannot save them. The destruction of food is prohibited by the Constitution. So, we send the fresh embryos to stores and restaurants.
John suppressed the urge to vomit and took another sip of his medicine. They passed a sign that read: «KRISTOVINA AIRPORT 1 km» ..
John Quin brought his camera into his office at the Paygirl. Lolita de Ugla approached him:
- John, dear, there is your 20 minute clip?
- Here is all that I have filmed.. I am not sure if it is good.. I was drunk.. I afraid to look at it.. Please, take my camera.. If you and Boss can do something with the video..
That day, John Quin cold not work. To questions of Boss and colleagues, he answered:
- I gave my movie to Lolita.. I am too tired and I cannot discuss it. I'm feeling unwell and can't work today.
Next day, John Quin was a little bit better. He came to Huge Kerner.
- Boss, I gave my camera to Lolita.
- I know. We watched your movie. You spent only 100 fans. And some in the restaurants..
- Here the rest. - John Quin put on the table the envelope with the Tartarian funs.
- John, we lost. Here is my thousand dollars.
Huge Kerner took the envelope out of the desk drawer and pressed some buttons of the selector:
- Lolita! Please come to my office.. Ivan! Please come to my office.
John already realized that is happening. He already had prepared for this. He took from his pocket an envelope and put in on the table next to the envelope of Huge Kerner.
Lolita came first. Huge Kerner asked:
- Miss Lolita, had you seen the whole video by John Quin?
- Yes boss.
- What is your opinion?
- Sorry, boss, but you seem to loss. Should I deliver these envelopes to mister Ivan Steik?
- Yes. First, count the bills. Then, take off your underwear and bring the cash to Ivan Steik. I do not know where is he walking, but, anyway..
Lolita opened the envelopes and counted the bills. Each envelope contained a thousand US dollars. At that moment, Ivan Steak appeared:
- Boss? What happened?
- You've won, Mr. Steak. Here's your winnings. Please count the bills, take Lolita, and you both are free for today. Anyway congratulations, Ivan.. Next time, I'll pay more attention to your advices.
Ivan counted the bills and put them in his inside pocket. Huge Kerner continued:
- To everyone: please do not distribute the film shot by John Quin in Tartaria. Lolita, put the camera in the safe and don't take it out. Even if someone from the CIA asks. Understand?
- Yes, boss, - Lolita replied, locking the camera in the armored box.
- Wait a minute, - said Hugh Kerner. - Lolita, please bring us a bottle of cognac. It's for me and Mr. John Quin. We have something serious to discuss. It's so complicated that it can't be resolved without a bottle. Then you and Mr. Ivan are free today.
Lolita knew the boss well. The requested cognac and two glasses appeared immediately. Then Lolita took Mr. Ivan Steak by the hand and, pulling him toward the door, said:
- Ivan, dear... You're so smart.. Shall we go to your place or mine?
A weak later, the movie from camera of John Quin appeared at site of the Galia National Library and, a day later (after the verification), at the Tartaria Federal Library. No one Tartarian found it interesting; it showed basically the same as movies transmitted by the biper of Gella and by the stationary welcamers. Then, after a month, the movie from camera of John Quin appeared in the semi-legal private servers in the USA.
Formally, the «Paygirl» never recognized the authenticity of the record mentioned. In century 22, any movie can be generated; so, without the reference to the source, the video is not an evidence. The "illeagal" copies of the movie attracted some attention, and many subscribers of the Paygirl got interested in John Quin asking him about his adventure in Tartaria. Usually, John Quin answers: «I was drunk, I do not remember».
The movie made by John Quin attracted the public attention to the Paygirl, helping the Paygirl to compete with the Clever Times. In this sense, mister Huge Kerner was not so stupid, sending John Quin to Tartaria.
On the other hand, the movie by John Quin attracted the public attention also to Gella Ivanov, to Galia and, in general to Tartaria. However, that is another story; perhaps, it is not yet loaded.
Next chapter: Book4. Chapter 17: Gella fired