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"Kyev", Fragment from image «МЕМ №1322264» by Dima Verner ^[1]

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Description

Since the 20th century, in one not so big, but very civilized country, there has been a not so big, but very good restaurant with Ukrainian cuisine, tasty food and not loud, but pleasant live music.

Delicious borscht, Vinigret, Varenyky, Pyrizhky, Holubtsi, cutlets, and, of course, potatoes with "salo" had been served there. There were tasty Yagadanka, Spotykach and even Horilka.

The restaurant did well, but since year 2014, suffered certain problem: some customers asked to serve Horilka in big glasses, ordered to play song Murka, womited on the floor and disturbed other customers with all possible ways. Visits of noisy visitors became more and more frequent; they behaved in more and more aggressive manner. The fat ladies used to order vodka, they drank it in huge amounts and cried «Krymnash» with loud voice, overcrying the music.

Since year 2022, the aggressive visitors become horrible. The business was about to crash. One painter, recently escaped from one very big and not so civilized country, gave the owner an advice, and even helped to realize it as the big banner with single word Kyiv, written in funny manner.

That banner dit not attract any attention of most of customers; they did not see anything special, watching the name of the restaurant drawn in the hand-written style.

As for the escandalous visitors, who barely could understand English (nor, even worse, any other European language), they upset and did not appear anymore in the restaurant. So, the restaurant returned to the normal and prosper life.

In such a way, the aggressive customers were banned by one simple banner.

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References

2022.05.19. https://ukrainetoday.org/2022/03/19/ukrainian-grandmother-poisoned-8-occupiers-with-pies-audio-interception-of-a-conversation/ Ukrainian grandmother poisoned 8 occupiers with pies – audio interception of a conversation. The occupant admits that they have nothing to eat, they are engaged in looting.

2022.05.19. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/19/opinion/russia-fascism-ukraine-putin.html Timothy Snyder. We Should Say It. Russia Is Fascist. May 19, 2022

2022.05.21. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c-S_7qHwKs Масяня. Эпизод 161. Как объяснить детям (Посвящается Украине). May 21, 2022. Slava Ukraini!