Atlantide desert

Atlantide desert is English version of parody Сушняк Атлантиды from samizdat about the global warming.

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Abstract

The humanity failed to keep cold and humidity.

Money assigned or resistance against the global warming were used for wars.

The temperature raised and the water disappeared..

0. Intoruduction: Humanity and humidity

The Humanity did not pay attention to the warnings about global warming and global drying; the most of people did not want to do anything to keep the global cold. The only Russian president continued to fight against the warming almost alone, with very few helpers (Pisanuk and Putin) in the administration; they were successful in freezing Karelia and suppressing the rebels who did not appreciate the noble efforts to save from the global warming (to freeze out) at least one republic.

The Global Warming vaporized the water from the Earth; it became desert. All countries, and especially Russia and Nauru, suffered of the thirst. The only water available was the output in the drain tube of the Baikal Cellulose factory; after to mix with ethanol, the experienced Russian drinkers could consume such a water and still survive.

The Japanese scientists run the "mathematical reactor-breeder" to generate water (mizu), using the violation of laws of arithmetic at large values of concentration in vicinity of the Mizugadro number; but the efficiency of their water-machines was still small and cold not satisfy the World's requests, so, the Misugadro-water was expensive. In addition, the Russian authorities set the horrible custom tax for the import of the Japanese water. They expected that such a policy will push forward the National resources for the water generation, but, perhaps, the only Mizugadro-generators cold solve the problem.

The Japanese Government keeps the value of the Mizugadro number as a deep strategic secret. Some hopes for the water in Russia were related with the negotiations about the transfer of this secret number to Russia in exchange for the Kuril Islands, Karafuto and Primorie, but the negotiations are suspended while the most of the Russian representatives were in the summer vacations; summer was all the year and there was no hope for the quick solution. So, the Russian citizen have to search for any water by themselves.

Some salty water still remains in the Pacific, in the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Many drinkers from poor countries like Nauru and Russia go there to get some water, but very few of them are successful; most of them die on the way to the Trench, they rest there forever, lost and dried in the white powder of the salty deserts...

The similar salt deserts cover also the Atlantic; but there are still some springs in Atlantide. Many expeditions were sent to the Atlantide, and most of them finished with horrible tragedies...

Chapter 1: Gravitsapa and Mizugadro

The Offroader was rolling at the white desert, raising the clouds of the salt dust behind. The ridges of Atlantide appeared ahead. They gradually raised up becoming more and more visible above the horizon. From time to time, the Offroader skidded in the salty swamps; each time the Captain switched-on the gravitsapa incorporated, and the Offroader easy pulled itself out from the swamp.

The Captain set-up the autopilot, cleaned with ethanol the optical axis of the Navigator and adjusted the course. He wanted to come exactly to the famous Cranberry Forrest, where, under the dark shadow of the dense cranberry trees, the cold springs of the wonderful freshwater did not yet dried-up. There was no Mizugadro-breeder on board, so, the Captain had to hurry-up. The Offroader already had covered the biggest part of the way; it was approaching its goal so fast as if it would be a quick flying domkraft...

Chapter 10: Binary numbers

There are only 10 kinds of authors, who use the binary numbers to numerate the chapters: those who know, what are natural numbers, and those, who do not.

External links

http://www.astrozet.net/Efremov%20Andromeda.pdf Ivan Yefremov, Andromeda// A space-age tale// Translated from Russian by George Hanna. .. ..Tantra was in danger! The gravitation was double the computed figure! The astronavigator turned pale. The unexpected bad happened and an immediate decision was essential. The fate of the spaceship was in his hands. The steadily increasing gravitational pull made a reduction in speed necessary, both because of increasing weight in the ship and an apparent accumulation of solid matter in the ship's path. But after reducing speed what would they use for further acceleration? Pel Lynn clenched his teeth and turned the lever that started the ion trigger motors used for braking. Gong-like sounds disturbed the melody of the measuring instruments and drowned the alarming ring of those recording the ratio of gravitational pull to velocity. The ringing ceased and the indicators showed that speed had been reduce ..

http://anekdot.ru/a/an1010/101031.html E.Frame Off. Cloud of Andriana. (In Russian) Pay Line was sitting in the the commander's sit, gently keeping the Main Stick of the Czech spacecraft "Tatra" with his strong hand and listening the romantic talking by fat beauty In Grid. She cold talk about her amours during several light years in row...//Suddenly, the radio-traffic-signal broke the monotonous count by In Grid. Pay Line had to apply the hadron brake and stop the spacecraft. After the signal quit, Pay Line accelerated the spaceship, but the signal sounded again... This repeated several times...// Poor His entered the cabin and asked: What's the matter? We are not a firewood to shake us in such a way! - The radio traffic signal... It opens the way, then it closes it, then it opens, and so on, again and again, - explained Pay Line. - "Stupid idiot!" - Poor His cried, - "This is just a pulsar!".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda_(novel)

http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domkraft

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1376070/Could-aliens-living-planets-deep-black-holes.html Daily Mail Reporter. Could aliens be living on planets deep within black holes? 1:17 PM on 12th April 2011. ..Advanced civilisations may live safely inside the supermassive black holes..

http://press.web.cern.ch/press/PressReleases/Releases2011/PR19.11E.html OPERA experiment reports anomaly in flight time of neutrinos from CERN to Gran Sasso. 23.09.2011. ..the neutrinos travel at a velocity 20 parts per million above the speed of light.. Texts in Vera on the related similar topics:

http://samlib.ru/k/kuznecow_d_j/globalwar.shtml Сушняк Атлантиды (Russian version of this text)
http://samlib.ru/k/kuznecow_d_j/lubberland.shtml Lubberland (Cooper)
http://samlib.ru/k/kuznecow_d_j/gravitsapa.shtml Gravitsapa
http://samlib.ru/k/kuznecow_d_j/mizugade.shtml Mizugadro's number
http://samlib.ru/k/kuznecow_d_j/pisanuke.shtml Pisanuk Alexey
http://samlib.ru/k/kuznecow_d_j/putine.shtml Putin Vladimir
http://samlib.ru/k/kuznecow_d_j/000abc.shtml#e Vera, alphabetic index

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© Copyright Кузнецов Дмитрий Юрьевич (dima@ils.uec.ac.jp) Размещен: 25/09/2010, изменен: 23/11/2018. 9k. Статистика. Глава: Детектив

Historic context

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The money laundering with various projects like «gravitsapa» and «global warming» brought huge treasures to the Russian offees. They look for the other countries to plunder. This causes the unfolding of the Putin world war, and, in particular, the Russian invasion into Ukraine with millions victims.

Since that, the Russian corruption upgrades to the ordinary fascism. It becomes not funny at all, but very sad and dangerous for the Human civilization. The big Barbarian country is handled by terrorists, that menace the Humanity with nuclear weapon pretending to be a «monkey with a grenade».

So, the Editor stop trying to improve the text and load it as is.

References

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_Trench The Mariana Trench is an oceanic trench located in the western Pacific Ocean, about 200 kilometres (124 mi) east of the Mariana Islands; it is the deepest oceanic trench on Earth. It is crescent-shaped and measures about 2,550 km (1,580 mi) in length and 69 km (43 mi) in width. The maximum known depth is 10,984 ± 25 metres (36,037 ± 82 ft; 6,006 ± 14 fathoms; 6.825 ± 0.016 mi) at the southern end of a small slot-shaped valley in its floor known as the Challenger Deep.[1] The deepest point of the trench is more than 2 km (1.2 mi) farther from sea level than the peak of Mount Everest.[a]

Keywords

«Corruption», «Fraud», «Global warming», «Gravitsapa», «Mizugadro number», «Monkey with grenade», «Moscoivia», «Money laundering»,

«Глобальное потепление», «Гравицапа», «Квантовый структурный преобразователь», «Отмывание денег», «Торсионные поля», «Холодный термоядерный синтез», «Число Мизугадро»,