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Latest revision as of 19:37, 19 July 2018

Charles Browning (Father Brown, Bishop Brown, Карл Браун, Поп Браун) is personage of utopia Tartaria.

The spoiler presented in this article. Following the detective story by Chesterton; and also the boy who deals with famous dog Snoopy, Charles Browning is often called Charlie Brown or Pope Brown.

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Spelling of the name

The native language of the most of population of Tartaria is Russian. Many English names sere transliterated into Russian; since the Establishment Of Tartaria, the official language is declared to be English; so, the names were transliterated back, and the spelling often differ from the English original. This often causes confusions. In particular, the head of Department of Police of the University of Galia is marked in documents as Agent Smit (Агент Смит); Agent is his name. But all the foreigners try to spell his last name "Smith". The Databases of Tartaria know this; if the context indicates, that the "Smith" refers to the specific citizen of Tartaria, the correction of the spelling to "Smit" is suggested. Actually, the language of Tartaria is not exactly English; it is rather mixture of "Penguin English" with the Broklin surgic (American English + Soviet Russian). So, a lot of misspellings appear.

The same applies, of course, to various modifications of name of Charles Browning: Karl Browne, Carlo Braun, Charli Browning, Charli Brauning, and many other modifications refer to the same person.

Ministry of Love

Karl Brown born in one of division of Ministry of Love in republic Murka. In contrast to the ministry in novel by George Orwell of centry 20, the Murka's Ministry of Love indeed sealed with love, or, at least, with sex.

All females of Murka, upon reaching the age 17, were forced to serve in the Miniestery of Love during 2 years. By the Murka's low, this proscription had been as "honourable duty". Exhausting of the mineral resources of Murka, and extermination of the most of forests, the service to the female population in Ministery of Love had been considered as the only way to maintain the international debts, made by the previous rulers of Murka. In such a way, the most of female population of Murka had been served as sex–workers. After 2 years of education and intensive use, women were released; those, who were successful to get pregnant during the ministry service, had been released even earlier. However they could sign a contract and continue the same service, even having some babies, and got the awards, good salary and total respect of a Citizen, who serve to pay the international Murka's debts.

Pregnancy of the girls serving the Minster duties, had been considered as normal and wanted phenomena, in order to populate Murka, as all the people, who had any ability to the creative labor, tried to leave from Murka at any possibility – as soon, as they could get an entry permit from any civilised country.

Head of Murka, traditionally called also Murka or "Murkagan", being reported about statistics of escape of citizen, used to say: "No problem, our servants will give light to new citizen" – and ordered the new Bull, that prohibited use of contraceptives by the staff on duties by the ministry.

Charles Brown was born from a yang girl, serving her duties in paying the "international debts". Soon afterr his birth, Brown hecome darker, and this wad been qualified as "korichneveyuschi" ("коричневеющий"), that and been translated into English a "Browning", that is, of course, much easier to pronounce, than "korichneveyuschi". Gradually, that become his last name.

Due to the strong racism, Browning had been qualified as "Nigger", and he could not find any position in the mining industry, nor in the military concerns. So, he left working at the ministry, selling the special tickets for the service. In this job, he got practical knowledge in the most popular languages.

Bigpuf

At the Bigpuf, the banks of Murka, as well as banks of other nearby republics, could not return deposits to their clients, and the price of the national currency bills approached the price of brick of wood or coal, used to as fuel. However this inflation did not affect the price of the "funs" distributer by Browning. De-facto, ruling the bigpuf, the tickets of the Murka's Ministry of Love become national money of Murka republic, and then, since creation of Tartaria, is used as money of Tartaria. It was not any choice of any of pahans, joined into Tartaria, not shooce of general Mark Arturov, who helped the pahans to join into Tartaria. The fans of the Murka'a Ministry of Love were the only monetary documents, that still have some (and pretty solid) value. Berhaps, even too big values: since the beginning, by the order of the First Junta of Coordinators, the Murka Ministery of Love had been ordered to emit other bills, they were called "Kiss", that valued 1% of "Fun", and, due to the extreme poverty of population, even smaller bill, "Hug", that counter 1% of "Fun".

During several years, Browning worked as a cashier and then as administrator at the filial of the Murka Ministry of Love at Gallia. Soon after the BigPudff, the Ministry of Love suffered bankruptcy, as the Consiturion of Tartaria did not allow to force the yang girls to be sexworkers for the symbolic price.

Then Karl Browning bought the land from the Mirka government. It badly needed money to handle the Libraries and network, Police, Roads, Military) and created the Galia Chirch, trying to collect there so many religions as he could. He still handles to organise some sex there, but it is not compulsory and is considered as religion rithual, as way to serve God.

Many girls confirm, that they have some special feeling, doing this for the same "Fun" in the church. Brown claims, that he pays nothing to artists, putas, and they do it just for their love to God (Allah, Hegowa, Biddah, etc. - dependently on the specific branch of religion, the artist prefer).

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Keywords

Bigpuf, Mark Arturov, Orwell1984, Petushki, Russia, Ruvim Pechor, Tartaria, Tartaria01, Tartaria02, Tartaria03, USSR, Utopia,

Банда наркоманов, Бигпуф, Карл Браун, Конституция Тартарии, Ли Сицин, По Лин, [[]],