Navigation:
00 Preface and Warning
01 From USA to Tartaria
02 Picnic, «If tomorrow corrupt», «Cannibal tale», Zina Vertuhaev
03 Nata Kiskin and Cranberry tree
04 Again Nata and catastrophy, this part
05 Clever Times and departure
Supplement parts:
Bigpuf (History of Tartaria)
Constituiton of Tartaria, Main Law of Tartaria
Duration, Statistical estimate for hisotric events, evidence in favous or the concept suggested.
Kandid (about Global warming)
Ruvim and Pepito Vovkin were discussing the possibility of converting mechanical deformation into a chemical transition from ADP to ATP. The goal was to test the primitive model suggested by Ruvim. It was the usual struggle between the theoretician and the experimentalist.
The theoretician, Ruvim, insisted that the preliminary test he had suggested had not been implemented correctly in Pepito’s sample.
The experimentalist, Pepito, argued that Ruvim had failed to account for unavoidable processes occurring during the synthesis of carbon–silicon structures.
Their discussion was interrupted by a call.
– Professor Ruvim Pechor?
– Yes, speaking.
– Hello, Ruvim pro. I am Major Vissarion Derimordov, head of the immigration office at Kristovina Airport.
– Hello, Major.
– You have a visitor.
Dershinodrov shown Nata for few seconds.
– I see.
– The visitor identifies herself as your relative. Her name is Nata Kiskin. Do you know her?
– I think so.
– She does not have sufficient funds to enter Tartaria. Her bank cards are invalid.
We can transfer her to Trulag, but she insists on going to Galia National University. She refers to you.
– I understand.
– Could you speak with her?
– Yes.
Nata Kiskin appeared in the screen.
– Руви, я к тебе еду! Но меня не пускают! У меня денег нет! Они оредлагают мне ехать в каой-то дурацкий "Трулаг".. Сделай что-нибудь!..
– Ната, мы уже это обсуждали… Почему ты решила, что тебя пустят?
– Сейчас надо не обсуждать! Переведи сюда деньги — хотя бы тысячу этих ваших фанов. А лучше десять тысяч...
– Ната, у меня нет таких денег…
– Это у тебя нет?! Ты там живёшь как король, а на меня у тебя нет даже тысячи?..
Ruvim felt disoriented. He was not surprised, Ruvim knew what to expect from Nata; but his mind had been occupied with entirely different matters.
The screen switched back.
- Ruvim pro? – Again, major Derimordov appeared in the screen, – I see, your girlfriend really needs you.. Do you hear me?
– Yes, major.
– Do you think Nata Kiskin may enter Tartaria as "Guest"?
– I think so.
– Are you sure?
– Yes.
– Here is form 10. Please repeat the main statement.
– I know Nata Kiskin and I take responsibility for her stay in Tartaria, including transport, food, and lodging, until her departure.
– Thank you, professor. We will deliver her to your cottage within an hour.
Nata arrived in a robocar. The vehicle did not unlock until Ruvim signed the printed Form 10. Then the door opened, and Nata burst inside like a storm.
– Ух, Рувик! Хорошо ты устроился! Ты сообразишь поесть? Я сутки не ела… Но сначала трахни меня как следует! ..
In the morning, Ruvim took a shower, ate what remained from the night, and returned to work.
He explained his program to Ivan and Boris. Boris agreed to design a user-friendly interface, and they began discussing fault tolerance.
Then Agent Smith called.
– Ruvim pro, I need you.
– Right now?
– Yes. Immediately.
While Ruvim was at work, several important things had happened. Nata awoke and exploited the Tartaria's "free information" transparency. The Database of Galia National Library found the requested files immediately, including the Ruvim's vist to Ivanovs' (After Nata's call to Ruvim) and Smits' (after Ruvim's adventure with Cranberry).
Then Nata went to the Free Market and found there the agent of Murka Bank. Nata signed a credit contract and borrowed ten thousand fans in cash with pretext to make a «fast busyness». Then Nata went to the Po Lin Shop and bought expensive curtains and other antiques for the Ruvim’s cottage.
Nata had no key. Gella had been observing Nata through the cameras and came to help.
Instead of thanking the girl, Nata spanked her buttocks, qualifying Gella with term «Малолетняя пиздорванка».
Barbara Smit happened to be nearby, she was carrying the personal biper for Nata.
Barbara was stronger than Nata. Barbara restrained Nata and called Agent Smit. Nata upset and expressed her opinion about color of Barbara's ass; also in Russian slang. Agent arrested Nata and initiated a formal procedure. He collected video evidence from multiple cameras — since the initial call of major Derimordov to the incident itself. In addition to the hooliganism and the fraud with the Murka Bank, the evidence of age discrimination (pedofobia) and race discrimination (Racism) was undeniable. Agent requested permission from the Court to resolve the case through an administrative procedure. The permission was granted. Only the senior judge, Li Sitsin, expressed his doubts:
– Agent, I grant permission… but I suspect this will not work. I know this type. If it fails, stop immediately and let us do our job.
Agent agreed.
Nata never had read the credit contract. It clearly stated: «I am responsible for repayment within 7 days with all my property, my body and my freedom»,
Agent attempted to resolve everything informally. His proposed settlement included the following:
returning all the antiques to the Po Lin Shop,
repaying the bank loan,
Immediate deportation of Nata and the a 10-year entry ban,
Compensation to the Ivanov family from Ruvim's salary
Nata was held under supervision.
Rivim refused to employ lawyer, but the court assigned a volunteer defender Zina Vertuhaev.
Li Sitsin ordered that Nata be kept in a cage during the hearings.
Zina persuaded Nata to remain silent and avoid procedural motions.
Some charges were withdrawn. Others remained.
Financially, the situation was hopeless. Po Lin agreed to buy back the sold goods at half price.
Priest Karl Brown came to Ruvim:
– Do you wish to ask something, Ruvim pro?
– …
– Or to say something?
– …
– I think you already understand everything.. I think you've already figured it out... We've filed a petition in your support. Its legal value is void, but you should know that many parishioners are on your side.