PAYGIRL
Magasine
Spoiler:
During many days, Ruvim Pechor was testing his «Century Heater» at the «Century Heater Testing Laboratory» near the small aborigine village «Amonalka» at farm «Komi». Mozdok Tsuker remains master of Ruvim. Mozdok wants Ruvim to give his interview to the most scandalous, the lest respected informational agencies in order to discredit his skepticism related to the «Nora Warm» and its products. These agencies are «The Clever Times» («Клеветаймс») «The Paygirl». Ruvim happened to be involved in several scandals; so, these informational agencies send their correspondents to Ruvim. In order to justify the foundation from the sponsors, the journalists are sent to Komi personally. Ruvim does not feel the trick and answers the questions seriously.
PAYGIRL
Magasine
Mozdok Tsuker called Ruvim Pechor:
M: Ruvim, are you occupied with your «Century heaters»?
R: Are you kidding?
M: Kind of. You need to tell about our achievements to «The Paygirl».
R: Why do not they take that I had said for the «Clever Times»?
M: They need to justify the grants they have. We need to promote your «Century heater».
R: Up to my knowledge, it is out of their main profile. I mean «The Paygirl».
M: I think, the journalist will ask you about sex at Tartaria. The most of hour answers will be inappropriate for the USA. Hence, they censor them out, and the rest will be your blablabla about our achievements. Just that we need.
R: Have you sold at least one «Century heater»?
M: Not yet. We need the promotion.
R: Why do you choose the dirtiest agencies for the promotion?
M: Ruvim, we are realists. We need a scandal to attract the investors. The case with Plutonium-239 was a bad scandal. We need a scandal on a neutral, abstract, meaningless, safe topic; for example, about sex.. Second, a normal average American will not buy our device. We need some losers, some perverts. Those who have no children. Those who watch «The Paygirl». It is Business, nothing personal.
R: It is even worse than «The Clever Times». Is it an unofficial site of the sexworkers trade union?
M: Yes, it is. Your maxims are, as usual, precise and concise. But I shall not discuss the religious issues with you. Nor your preferences.
R: Sorry.
M: I say: you give the interview. You promised to be obedient. Now it's time to be so. It is imperative. Be patient, you are left less than one year at your current position. Then you'll do whatever you want..
R: Thank you, master. Then You'll have to find a new vigilant for the «Century Heater Testing Lab».
M: Do not worry, before to free you, we'll find one.. Try not to use scientific terms talking with the journalist.
R: I shall try.
M: Good luck, Ruvim!
R: Thank you. Bye..
Lolita de Ugla was fat, not so young woman.
Perhaps, at the beginning of her work at the Paygirl, Lolita was slim and very beautiful.. However, her face was still attractive. Ruvim noted, that Lolita may be even thicker than Nata.
- «Welcome, madam Ugla» - Ruvim said. L: Thank you, mister Pechor, for agree to answer my questions. R: It was not my choice. L: I know your story; but it will be better if you retell it for our subscribers. R: I had vouched for my ex-wife. She came to Tartaria and made a mess. Now we're paying for it. L: Did you come to Tartaria from the USA? R: Yes. L: What for did you left from the USA? For the Tartaria's barbarian freedom? R: For a job. L: Did you have problems at the USA? R: Yes. L: Could you tell us about them? R: Well, we were making the new species.. The project included the calculation of DNA for the new species; in particular, the analogies of Roses, Sunflowers and Lawanda. For oil. Some chemicals are still very expensive for the direct synthesis, while some plants do it almost for free.. The goal was to increase the yield of the oil with new species that were expected to be useful. I was making the technical job, the synthesis of the already calculated DNA molecules from the cold states of the components.. Then I found the small mistake in calculation of the dispersion of the resulting parameters.
R: The parameter \(s\) in the Student distribution had been evaluated.. May I show some formulas from my article?
L: Yes, you may.
R: Actually, they are not mine; the first two formulas are taught in any college.
L: Are they wrong?
R: They are not wrong while \(\bar X\) and \(s\) are parameters in the Student distribution density of the likelihood for the mean value. With \(N\!-\!1\) degrees of freedom.
L: And where is the mistake?
R: The mistake is in the interpretation of parameter \(s\) as the mean quadratic spread of the estimate.. One can calculate the mean-square deviation.. The correct mean-square deviation is \(\sigma\), last formula.
L: So, your results were wrong? R: No. Our result was correct and useful.. For example, the specie RoseDamascenemaPechor11 does yield roughly 0.89 mL/kg versus 0.68 mL/kg of the classical Rose Damascenene. L: Is the species called after your last name? R: It is technical name for the internal use. I do not remember the official name for that specie. After to sinthetize the DNA and to install it, I mean, to make a sprout, I had transferred the samples to the Botanic Garden section with this title. The "11" is just sequential number of the specie. We had tried some hundreds tests; the 11th happened to be best. Well, it happened to allow the self-reproduction. In the most of cases, the seed with modified DNA cannot reproduce itself. It was heavy job, but we did it. It was important to show the efficiency of the quantum genetics.. L: Stop, stop. It is too complicated for our subscribers. May I write that your improvement of the efficiency is significant? R: Well, if one estimates the spreading by the formula with «\(N\!-\!1\)», then, the significance level was better than 99%. Actually, it was only 97%. There were also other parameters; in particular the condition of growth and the methods of extraction. They add the uncertainty of the resulting estimate of the mean efficiency. As a simple approach, my co-workers used the addition of the dispersions. L: And you had suggested the formula with «\(N\!-\!3\)»? R: Yes.. Well, I just shown how to treat our data correctly. And published. There is parameter \(s\) in the expression of the density of likelihood through the Student distribution. They confuse parameter \(s\) with the mean-square deviation \(\sigma\) . I have shown this. Actually, these are well-known formulas. And known pictures. More precisely, it is called «Student's t-distribution». The only there was a small mistake, confusion of \(s\) and \(\sigma\). Well, they used the same letter to denote both. It was source of the confusion. I had corrected this mistake. L: And this brought you problems? R: Yes. My boss wanted me to withdraw the publication, as it affected his business. L: And you did not? R: You catch the case. L: Was that the only your fault? R: Not. We made the species self-reproducible. It does seeds; one can grow it from seeds. It is not good for the company that sells seeds. The boss got furious to know that the new species are self-reproducible. L: And you moved to Tartaria? R: Yes. I got statute of Resident and position at the Biologic department of the Galia National University of Tartaria. L: And then you moved to the Murka Railroad company? R: It was not my choice. .. The interview happened to be long and boring.Ruvims's worst fears were confirmed. Lolita had distorted that he said. In her reportage Ruvim appeared as an arrogant adventurer. Ruvim was not surprised. Ruvim did not upset. It was just business, nothing personal. Soft form of the Realpolitik.
The record of Ruvim with Lolita had the sequences. The Shaman of the local Church had invited Ruvim to the Fillmoon carnival. There was nothing special in the event; it happened to be ceremony of public fertilization of the female volunteer (referred as «Moon») with participation of many males of the village. The refusal would be impolite. Ruvim had performed all he was supposed to do as an ordinary participant, but when it was all over, he felt humiliated and empty. Shaman noted the feeling of Ruvim, and said:
Another sequence refers to BBC. Subscribers of BBC were upset that they have to get knowledge about Tartsaria from the, softly speaking, «Yellow Press»..
That is another story.
Utopia «Tartaria» describes the pessimistic model of development of Moscovia in centuries 21-22.
This model should not be considered as a plan how to deal with Russia.
Muzugadro is not about things that should be.
Muzugadro is about things that exist and things that may happen.
Links to the alternative optimistic scenarios are also collected.
One of the optimistic projects related to Moscovia is suggested by
Andronnikov Maksiillian (aka Caesar) [2026.05.27].