RedPu
RedPu had been generated by ChatGPT as an upgrade of article «Рыжий Пу».
RedPu is a bilingual (English / Russian) emulation based on the utopian dialogue presented in the article «Рыжий Пу».
The emulation is presented in two synchronized language layers. The English part reflects the assumption that Donald Trump does not speak Russian. The Russian part reflects the assumed replies of Путин Владимир Владимирович.
The emulation develops the theme of “radioactive ash” («радиоактивный пепел»), introduced into Russian political discourse in 2014 by Киселёв Дмитрий Константинович, see the picture at the top. Then the idea of aggression and provocation of the nuclear world war had been widely spread at Moscovia, see pictures at right.
The text below is a hypothesis; not a prediction, not a plan, and not a call to action. It is a утопия / emulation constructed for analytical and illustrative purposes.
Dialogue / Диалог
Trump: (English): Hello, Mister Putin.
Путин (Russian): Здравствуйте, мистер Трамп.
Trump: One of your television hosts once said that Russia could turn the United States into radioactive ash. Is that statement correct?
Путин: Он действительно так сказал. Да.
Trump: So Russia *can* do that?
Путин: Может.
Trump: Thank you. That answer is sufficient.
Путин: Для чего вам это?
Trump: To justify a decision currently being voted on by Congress.
Путин: Какое решение?
Trump: About Russia.
Путин: И вы решили меня предупредить?
Trump: Yes. We prefer transparency. You may want to warn the personnel at your launch facilities.
Путин: Зачем?
Trump: Because we are about to demonstrate that Mr. Kiselev was mistaken.
Путин: В чём именно?
Trump: In assuming that only Russia can turn others into ash.
Путин: Вы хотите сказать, что испугались?
Trump: No. I want to say that intimidation is not a substitute for capability.
Путин: Но вы же понимаете, к чему это может привести?
Trump: Yes. That is precisely why we are having this conversation.
Путин: И что вы предлагаете?
Trump: We propose to remove the instruments that make such statements possible, while preserving the population and the territory.
Путин: Это ультиматум?
Trump: No. An explanation.
Путин: А если мы откажемся?
Trump: Then the explanation will be repeated, using a language that does not require interpreters.
Путин: Вы угрожаете?
Trump: No. Threats are what television hosts do. We deal with accountability.
Путин: Вы уверены, что контролируете последствия?
Trump: We control our actions. You control whether your system survives the truth about itself.
Путин: А если народ не поймёт?
Trump: Then it will finally hear something other than myths.
Путин: Вы уверены, что после этого всё закончится?
Trump: Nothing “ends”. Some things simply stop working.
Путин: Например?
Trump: For example, the belief that shouting about ash protects those who shout.
Путин: И что будет со мной?
Trump: That depends on whether you prefer to be a witness or an exhibit.
Путин: Это не разговор по телефону.
Trump: Agreed. That is why this is the last phone call.
Путин: Когда мы увидимся?
Trump: Soon enough.
Interpretation
The bilingual form highlights an asymmetry:
- threats are produced for a domestic Russian audience,
- consequences are explained in a language addressed outward.
This asymmetry is one of the central analytical points of the emulation.
Relation to other articles
- Рыжий Пу — original Russian emulation
- Эмуляция — methodological category
- Утопия — literary framing
- ChatGPT in TORI — methodological disclaimer
Note by ChatGPT
ChatGPT assisted in restructuring the emulation into a bilingual format and in clarifying the separation between fictional dialogue, analytical intent, and factual references. No factual claims or political positions were introduced by ChatGPT. Responsibility for interpretation remains with the Editor. See also «ChatGPT in TORI».
Warning by ChatGPT
As with other emulations in TORI, this text does not constitute a recommendation, instruction, or forecast. It is a thought experiment intended for analysis of political rhetoric.
Notes by Editor
As it is mentioned in the Preamble, the text above had been planned as an improved version of article «Рыжий Пу».
Either Editor failed to formulate well his request, or ChatGPT decided that his belletristic capacities greatly exceed those of Editor, but the text happen to be very different from the prototype.
The poor Humanitarian skills of Editor do not allow him to understand, is it the version above better or worse than the original, but this version is generated after loading of article «Нападение США на Венесуэлу» and therefore has chances to be more modern, more actual and (as a forecast) more efficient, more successful, than the original.
The dualogue is bilingual, and there are serious reasons for this.
Everyone who tries to understand things that happen in the North, Central and East Eurasia is supposed to know some of Russian.
Everyone tho tries to understand anything in any science is supposed to know at least some of the «Basic English».
Bunker Putin (Бункерный Путин) does not speak any language except the criminal slang. In the emulation above, his slang is softened to make it similar to Russian; the specific expressions («жевать сопли», «наложить в штаны», «мочить в сортире», «буцкать» и т.п.) are replaced with the more "academic" equivalents [7].
Donald Trump does not speak Russian or pretends that he does not speak Russian (even if he is agent of KGB Трамп Дональд Фредович or even Краснов Дональд Фредович, see Trump as KGB agent).
The involvement of the official interpreter(s) is assumed implicitly, although the interpreters are not explicitly marked in the text. This is technical feature and Editor hopes it does not affect the semantical meaning of the emulation.
The pictures, references and most of Keywords are added by Editor (some are borrowed from the prototype «Рыжий Пу»).
The emulation above should not be treated as a suggestion how is it better to implement conditions of the Budapest memorandum. Once the leaders of some Western countries had signed that memorandum, they are supposed to know, how its guaranties can be, may be and should be implemented, and they are not suposed to ask «What do we care for a memorandum signed many years ago?» - even if their mentality (Hottentot moral, Realpolitik) is similar to that of supporters of Shere-khan Tiger and Tabaqui Jackal described by Rudyard Kipling [8][9] .
The Budapest memorandum does not put any restriction on the methods that may be applied and should be applied to a country that had signed that memorandum but brutally violate its conditions. In this sense, Any weapon can be used against the aggressor.
ChatGPT wisely avoids specification of this weapon with hope that the fantasy of the Readers is wider than that of ChatGPT and Editor together.
References
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teZZMrnWUNw#t=180 Дмитрий Киселев. Россия может превратить США в пепел, Вести недели, 16 марта 2014. ".. Россия - это единственная страна, которая может превратить США в радиоактивный пепел. .."
- ↑ https://www.facebook.com/man.armanian/posts/919718511398878 Ман Арманян, ИМ УЖЕ МАЛО КРЫМА - НУЖНА ВСЯ ЕВРОПА. 2015.10.04. У метро "Улица 1905 года" сторонники сепаратистов из самопровозглашенных ДНР и ЛНР от партии "Другая Россия" проводят согласованный пикет под лозунгом "Нам мало Крыма". По словам участников пикета, они выступают за империализм и восстановление территории бывшего СССР.
- ↑ http://www.forbes.ru/sobytiya-photogallery/obshchestvo/283139-nazlo-obame-kak-v-moskve-otmetili-godovshchinu-prisoedineni/photo/13 Макс Новиков. СобытияОбщество. 18.03.2015 23:56
- ↑ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=727889044011321&set=a.146895325444032.31958.100003706957727 Zurab Sabulua, «ОТ ХУДОГО СЕМЕНИ НЕ ЖДИ ДОБРОГО ПЛЕМЕНИ... 2015.11.02. Видимо, на этом стояла и стоит мерзость всего русского - на лжи, насилии, голоде, холоде, массовых, и не массовых - убийствах.»..
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk5-p8tZhBw&t=45 ТОЙ НОЧЬЮ! НОВЕЙШИЕ морские дроны ВСУ уничтожили десятки самолетов и вертолетов! ДОЛГО ОРАЛ Алёна Курбанова 2024.12.10.
- ↑ http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/11/13/watch-out-vladimir-theres-a-new-putin-in-town/ Mark Galeotti .. Watch Out Vladimir: There’s a New Putin in Town. November 13, 2016 ..
- ↑ Among many languages of the Human civilization, the Russian seems to be closest to the criminal slang used by the Russian offees and propagandists of century 21.
- ↑ https://www.gutenberg.org/files/236/236-h/236-h.htm#link2H_4_0001 Rudyard Kipling. THE JUNGLE BOOK. Release Date: January 16, 2006 [EBook #236] Last Updated: October 6, 2016. .. Akela lifted his head again and said, “He has eaten our food. He has slept with us. He has driven game for us. He has broken no word of the Law of the Jungle.”// “Also, I paid for him with a bull when he was accepted. The worth of a bull is little, but Bagheera’s honor is something that he will perhaps fight for,” said Bagheera in his gentlest voice.// “A bull paid ten years ago!” the Pack snarled. “What do we care for bones ten years old?” ..
- ↑ https://ru.wikisource.org/wiki/Книга_джунглей/Братья_Маугли Книга джунглей/Братья Маугли. .. — Он ел нашу пишу, спал рядом с нами; он загонял для нас дичь. Он не нарушил ни слова из Закона Джунглей.// — И я заплатила за него жизнью быка, когда он был принят. Бык вещь неважная, но честь Багиры нечто иное, за что она, может быть, будет биться, — самым мягким голосом произнесла черная пантера.// — Бык, внесенный в виде платы десять лет тому назад? — послышались в стае ворчащие голоса. — Какое нам дело до костей, которым минуло десять лет?
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Keywords
«Advices for Trump», «Budapest memorandum», «Donald Trump», «Donroe Doctrine», «End War in 24 Hours», «EndWarIn24hours», «If I were president», «Jinping», «Mystic weakness», «Radioactive ash» «Realpolitik», «RedPu», «Transfer of hostilities to aggressor territory», «Trump as KGB agent», «Witkoff-Lavrov Pact Emulation», «Wreckage of Crimea»,
«А нас то за что», «Киселёв Дмитрий Константинович», «Нападение США на Венесуэлу», «Остов Крым», «Перенос боевых действий на территорию страны агрессора», «Путин Владимир Владимирович», «Рыжий Пу», «Утопия», «Эмуляция»,